On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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