She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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