She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
no, he came in my armpit
I wish I only lived at night.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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