yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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