Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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