I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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