would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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