Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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