And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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