your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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