i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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