is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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