Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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