We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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