Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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