i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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