She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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