Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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