Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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