i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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