Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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