yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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