Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I got inside last night via doggy door
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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