Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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