So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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