yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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