Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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