did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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