I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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