therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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