omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You need a sexual gate keeper
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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