Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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