Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Girls should come with a carfax report
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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