i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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