You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
