How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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