I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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