covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
tell your sister to shave her snatch
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize