I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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