i think my mom watched the whole time
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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