office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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