can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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