I love black thongs
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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