is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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