their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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