Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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