I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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