that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Can you bring me the toilet please
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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