Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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