omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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