Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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