Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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