She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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