R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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