I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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