Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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