what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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