how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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