Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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