So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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