It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
