Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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